Christianity a Scam? No You Don’t Say!
Posted by Nathan in Uncategorized, tags: Bullshit, ChristianWelly, welly, welly, it would appear that the centerpiece of one the worlds great faiths is a fraud. Are we shocked? No. What, pray tell, might force the doctrine of infallibility and the fundamentalist evangelical movement into a seizure?
The discovery of Jesus’ tomb, complete with bones of his family. Yes, Jesus was a man with a penis and desires - normal things for a man - and appears to have sired one if not more children. Which, if you know anything about being a Jew, is one of the primary reasons for being alive, to have children. And again, it is IMPOSSIBLE for Jesus to have been the scholar he is purported to be with out being a married man. Simply impossible.
But more importantly, he was not resurrected and did not ascend to heaven magically. Now nuns can stop slapping little kids who ask what happened to Jesus’ body.
Moreover, I want to be clear about why this discovery is of particular importance. It may, finally, force Christians to admit what Jews have known forever, the scripture is not to be taken literally, a myth is a myth with deeper aggadic, metaphorical, & instructional purposes, and you owe us all a huge apology for the crusades.
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Apology? Ya right!